Description: Anglicanitis is a chronic inflammatory reaction to the presence of the Anglican Church. It is one of the variants of churchitis. This condition is unavoidable when the patient has been in an Anglican Church for a long enough period of time. Patients presenting with the condition usually suffer from a primary infection of sin. Anglicanitis is just one of the inevitable adverse effects that comes along in the course of treatment for sin.
Symptoms: Severe disillusionment with the Anglican Church and the people in her.
Cure: Cure of anglicanitis can be done simply by rehabilitating the patient in another church environment. Care must be taken to consistently rehabilitate the patient in different churches every few months lest the patient develops a secondary inflammatory response [fill in your denomination]itis. When a secondary chronic inflammatory response is initiated, the patient may develop a very severe form of christianititis. Though this prescribed treatment plan may cure the patient from anglicanitis, it will definitely interfere with the treatment plan for the cure of sin. Alternatively, the patient can wait until the day he meets the Lord, and then he will surely be cured of anglicanitis.
Treatment Plan: Encourage the patient to bear with the minor irritations of the Anglican Church and constantly be infused with substances Mt 16:18 and Eph 1:22 from the scriptothecary.
anglicanitis is no longer an Anglican
